I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
be right there i have to get my cape
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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