A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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