Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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