Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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