Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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