Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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