Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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