I want to stick my p in your. b.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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