There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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