I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
