we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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