summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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