So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
