I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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