Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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