Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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