Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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