I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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