at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Are we still banned from the library?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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