If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
