the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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