Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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