All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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