Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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