About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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