where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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