Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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