This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm both gender and math confused
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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