Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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