great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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