This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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