Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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