She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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