He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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