is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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