Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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