are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You're like the curious george of whores
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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