that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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