i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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