Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
50% drunk capacity currently
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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