People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just threw up on my dentist
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
vagina is talking i cant
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
