It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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