PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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