She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have fence marks all over my body
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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