You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
All the doctor said was why
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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