Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
