Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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