Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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