Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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