Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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