Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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