You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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