is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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