I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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